Thread: Legolas secret diary
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Eröffnet am: 12.05.2003 17:38 Letzte Reaktion: 05.07.2003 21:45 Beiträge: 9 Status: Offen |
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| Legolein | Legolas secret diary | 12.05.2003, 17:38 | |||
| Cyrus | Legolas secret diary | 12.05.2003, 18:00 | |||
| da_Lady | Legolas secret diary | 12.05.2003, 19:24 | |||
| yoodi | VSD!!!!! | 14.05.2003, 18:40 | |||
| LumenSpei | VSD!!!!! | 14.05.2003, 19:32 | |||
| yoodi | VSD!!!!! | 15.05.2003, 16:35 | |||
| SaireaZadkiel | Legolas secret diary | 16.05.2003, 10:49 | |||
| elektra121 | Legolas secret diary | 16.05.2003, 11:21 | |||
| mellon | Legolas secret diary | 05.07.2003, 21:45 | |||
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| hihi guckt mal: Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky. Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me! Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest. Day Ten: Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more. Still prettiest, despite blasted spot. Day Eleven: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me. Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath. I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now? Still prettiest by far. Day 30: All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion. Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Still the prettiest. Day 33: Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite. Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood. Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming. Day 35: Boromir dead. Very messy death, most unnecessary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on. Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really. Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most offputting. Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times. The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Chapter Two: Day One: Whee! Day Two: I like to run! Day Three: I look good when I run! Day Four: I also look good standing still. Running across Riddermark v. good exercise. I swear my butt has just gotten firmer. Is that even possible? Day Six: Is Gimli staring at my butt? Day Seven: No wonder he's always lagging behind. Day Eight: Unnerving moment when bumped into Eomer. Thought he might be prettier than me until he took off helmet. Fortunately he looks like an aardvark. He hit on Gimli but I warned him right off. Nobody tries it on with my dwarf. Am still the prettiest. Day Nine: Pile of dead and smoking Orc corpses so not pretty. Aragorn showed off and went on and on regarding hobbits laying about tied up. Do not know why he thinks kinky hobbit games so important. Still prettiest. Day Ten: Bother! Fangorn Forest. Leaf mold terrible for my complexion. Still prettiest but a bit on clammy, unwashed side. Day Eleven: Bumped into Gandalf who is all sparkly white now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" Gandalf said, "The Balrog." So not worth it. Am rethinking, though. Roots are showing. Still prettiest although at this rate for how long? Day Twelve: Asked Gandalf for Balrog's number. Gandalf said I couldn't call him. I told him not to be jealous and posessive. He said he wasn't, it was just that he killed Balrog last week. Note to self: never date Gandalf. Day Fifteen: Arrived in Edoras. V. upset. Suspect Eowyn may be prettier than me. Most unexpected as always thought shield-maidens were more hefty, pear-shaped types. Not the prettiest! V. bitter. Day Nineteen: Aragorn stood up to Theoden today. Aragorn so butch. Have goosebumps. Day Twenty: Poke bonnet absolutely hideous. No longer even remotely pretty. Considering suicide. Day Twenty-seven: Exeunt Aragorn, pursued by wolves of Isengard. On con side: Am stuck with ugly necklace. On pro side: No longer have to wear poke bonnet. Am pretty again! Day Twenty-nine: Aragorn back. Apparently taking header off cliff not as deadly as one would have thought. Told him to throw me down and shag me senseless, but he just clapped me on the shoulder in a manly fashion and said, "Yeah, it can get a little chapped sometimes but just put some lotion on it." Aragorn just kind of a wanker, really. Day Twenty-Nine: Battle of Helm's Deep so embarassing. If was not bad enough to face thought of death at the hands of smelly Orcs in backwater rural province, have now been saved at zero hour by Haldir showing up with really bad weave. On plus side, Eowyn stuck in rancid cave. Perhaps will develop cave blight. Then I will be prettiest forever. Day Thirty: Battle over. Gandalf always fashionably late it seems. Hopes for after-battle quickie dashed because Aragorn sulking over postcard from Faramir. Is jealous over Ringbearer. Told him Sam will kill Faramir if he tries anything but Aragorn not cheered up. Sod him. Have received suggestive note from Eomer. Will go see if what they say about men of Riddermark is actually true. No one has bothered to get Eowyn out of cave yet. Still the prettiest by far! 'Er ist alt, uralt .So alt, dass ich mich fast wieder jung fühle, so jung wie noch nie, seit ich mit Jugendlichen wie euch unterwegs bin. Alt ist er und voller Erinnerungen. Glücklich wäre ich gewesen, in Tagen des Friedens hierher zu kommen.' |
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| > Day Twenty: Poke bonnet absolutely hideous. No longer even remotely pretty. Considering suicide. > eindeutig die beste stelle. "Und an einem Ort, den die Wirklichkeit nicht kennt, liegt ein Traum verborgen in der Wirklichkeit." Kaworu Nagisa |
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| Den ersten Teil kannte ich bereits, den zweiten allerdings noch nicht und ja "Day Twenty" ist absolut genial! Und... Note to self: never date Gandalf". da_Lady "Wenn zwei Menschen zugleich anfangen, einander zu lieben, das ist ein großes Glück. Ein noch größeres Glück aber ist, wenn beide auch zu gleicher Zeit aufhören, einander zu lieben." Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach |
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| Zuletzt geändert: 12.03.2004 02:27:10 |
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| Hehe, ich find's immer wider lustig, dass es tatsächlich Leute gibt, die die geheimen Tagebücher (= VSD ) noch nicht kennen. :o) Selbst die "neuen" von TTT sind schon ein wenig alt, und ABSOLUT kultig. Wer mal alle lesen möchte, hier die Links.... Die Seite mit den gesammelten VSD's zu FotR http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries und Cassie Claire's LJ, mit allen VSD's - auch den neuen zu TTT (jedenfalls alle, die es bis jetzt gibt) und jeder Menge anderem Gebabbel (da kann man auch sehn, dass die schon ein paar Monate alt sind ^_~ ) http://www.livejournal.com/users/cassieclaire In diesem Sinne: HAVE FUN!!!!! :D |
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| Huhu ^-^ Die Tagebücher sind echt der Hammer!! ^-^ Anmerkung: Auf www.oblonline.de kann man die Tagebücher (alle der Gefährten und ein paar von TTT) ins Deutsche übersetzt finden. ^-^ Für alle, die Englisch nicht sooo toll können. (Mich eingeschlossen) Lumen Spei ************************************************************ Ich will´s nie wieder tun! Hör auf mich zu quälen! |
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| Ich hab auch schon einige der sogenannten "Übersetzungen" gelesen, und möchte nur mal anmerken, dass die mindestens zur Hälfte schlichtweg falsch sind. Sehr schade, eigentlich. *verbeug* P.S.: Sie sind ja auch einfach unübersetzbar, wegen dem herrlichen Slang, der gebraucht wird. *kugel* ^_~ |
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| Zuletzt geändert: 12.03.2004 02:27:11 |
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| *rofl* na, er is ja auch der schönste XD WHAT`S THAT SPELL? WHAT`S THAT SPELL? WHAT`S THAT SPELL? (Country Joe and the Fish) |
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| Also die Übersetzungen der Tagebücher, die man hier bei Animexx findet, fand ich nicht allzuschlecht. Und die deutschen Fortsetzungen bzw. Originale auch nicht! *Lanzefürübersetzungenbrech,auchwennnichmichdamitunbeliebtmache |
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| Schaut mal in Elronds-haus.de , da findet ihr die Engliscvhen schön gesammelt... Chaos ist immer da wo ich bin , denn ich bin das Ende der Ordnung... |
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