Mary Sue the Interview

Why did this thing just eat my description?

Anyway what my descrption said before it was eaten:
I read so many MarySue/SelfInsert fics which weren't listed as such that I went crazy and wrote this piece of webspace contamination.
It is a parody, so it is not to be taken seriously.
Ehem there is some strong language in it so if you are easily offended, don't read it and if you don't have a sense of humor don't read it either.