...und ich bleibe ein Kind!
Autor: Boa
...ok, wenigstens innerlich XDD
ich kann mich mit dem Gedanken nicht abfinden, irgendwann zu ALT für etwas zu sein...zu jung ist ok, aber zu ALT????o.O
schreckliche Vorstellung XD
Boa: Kunterbunte Kruschtelkiste
...ok, wenigstens innerlich XDD
ich kann mich mit dem Gedanken nicht abfinden, irgendwann zu ALT für etwas zu sein...zu jung ist ok, aber zu ALT????o.O
schreckliche Vorstellung XD
muss...avatar...schauen O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Autor: Boa
aber wenigstens stehe ich dazu XD
falls jemand da draußen ist und mich versteht: wo kann ich die neueren folgen auf englisch downloaden?
you tube hat nur so wenige on >.>
schon mal danke im vorraus
cheeky
nyoooo...total tote hose hier...>.<
Autor: Boa
weiß auch nicht wieso...
vllt bin ich einfach ein greuliches etwas, was alles zerstört XDDDD
...was wurde aus den guten alten zirkel tagen???...
mei, mei...>.>...
ich geh ihn schon mal beerdigen!
Zitate, zitate
Autor: Boa
"One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown
“Well, I stopped hating woman. Now I just hate every one! HAHAHA!”- Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi)
“There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’."- Alistair J.R. Young
“I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm stupid enough to try anything.”- Beastboy (Teen Titans)
"Ulrich! When did he die?"- Teacher
"Um, at the end of his life?"- Ulrich (Code: Lyoko)
"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speak English.’"- Jack Handey
“God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing.”- Doug Johnson
"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."- Johnny Depp
"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."- Johnny Depp
“They take a sharp red hot poker stick it up your nose, scramble things around a bit then rip it all out through your nostrils.”- Eevee
“That’s gotta hurt.”- Rick
“It’s called mummification. You’ll be dead when they do this.”- Eevee (The Mummy)
"The difference between science and magic is that magicians usually know what they're doing."- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Uh oh,"- Patcha
"Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall,"- Kuzco
"Yup,"- Patcha
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"- Kuzco
"Most likely,"- Patcho
"Bring it on,"- Kuzco (The Emperor’s New Groove)
“Can we have him for Supper?”- Michael
“Can we have him over for supper, Michael, really we’re not cannibals.”- Sylvia (Finding Never Land)
"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown
“I knew my kids would fight about a lot of things, but in all my years of parenting I never thought my girls would be fighting over animal skulls.”- Steven Williams
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?"- George Weasley (Harry Potter)
“I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.” -Terry Bradshaw
“I don’t really fit in,”- Raven
“He’s green, I’m half metal and she’s from outer space. You fit in just fine,”- Cyborg (Teen Titians)
"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the techinical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)
"Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."- Joe Namath
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."- Unknown
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."- Mitch Hedberg
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."- Spike Milligan
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."- Jack Benny
"The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers."- William Shakeapeare
"The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too."- Anton Chekhov
"Well, what if I shoot him in the eye? Then he'll be blind right? Oh wait, he has two eyes. Damn!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"You're not a freak! You're just stupid!"- Dib (Invader Zim)
“What does Closter phobic mean?”- Patrick
“It means he’s afraid of Santa Clause.”- Spungbob (Spungbob Square Pants)
"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson
“Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
”I'm fourteen.. I don't really care...”- Danny (Danny Phantom)
“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”- Tommy Cooper
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -not wounded- dead.” -Woody Allen
“Any last requests?”- Hangman
”Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.”- Rick (The Mummy)
“Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.”- Rick
”Think of my children!”- Beni
”You don't have any children.”- Rick
“Someday I might.”- Beni (The Mummy)
“The map! The map! The map! We forgot the map!”- Evie
“Relax, I’m the map. Got it all up here.”- Rick
“On that’s comforting.”- Evie (The Mummy)
"Elizabeth is safe, like I promised. She's going to marry the commodore, like she promised. And you're going to die for her, like you promised. So we're all men of our words except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
"I like seeing the color of blood...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!”- Sanderson (Amethyst Ice)
"Is the answer A, the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B? The only remaining portal? The one my idiot cheese head arch enemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going to."- Dan
"Cheese head? Vlad Masters? He's your arch enemy?"- Jazz
"Is it C, you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the CAT and solidifying my future, so it must be D! None of the above!"- Dan (Danny Phantom The Ultimate Enemy)
"What kind of parents are you? The worlds leading ghost experts, and you can't figure out your own son is half ghost!"- Dan
"For the record, I blame you."- Jack to Maddie
"Hello! Danny Phantom! Danny Fenton! Ever notice the similarities?"- Dan (Danny Phantom The Ultimate Enemy)
"You get a B! As in you're not supposed to be this smart...you get an A! As in...oh dear, I give out so few As that I have no prepared sarcasm"- Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents)
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”- George Burns
"There's so much irony here I could write a poem. The kidnapper needs help with a kidnapping" - Holly (Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident)
“I was 22, I had two more days left of drama school and it was, like, 'Here, have a career.' Boom. There you go.”- Orlando
"The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."- Unknown
"Read between the lines, dude. All those x's and o's. She wants to play tic tac toe with you"- Metabee (Medabots)
“I would go any thing Tim wanted me to. You know- have sex with an aardvark... I would do it.”- Johnny Depp
“I'm not sure I'm adult yet.”- Johnny Depp
"Now the world will endure 1000 years of darkness!"- Master Fung:
"Why 1000?"- Kimiko
"It's actually 962 years, but 1000 sounds more ominous."- Master Fung (Xiolin Showdown)
“There are only two things my wealth hasn’t gotten me.”- Vlad
“Um...”- Maddie
“Is he hitting on mom?”- Danny
“Has long has he working toilets, and mom says no, who cares?”- Jazz (Danny Phantom)
”Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”- Unknown
”You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you”- Unknown
”I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"- Homer (The Simpsons)
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” -Mark Twain
"Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park."-Johnny Depp
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."- Johnny Depp
"I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom
“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman)
"But what about the evil monkey hiding in my closet?"- Chris (Family Guy)
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain
“But I guess it doesn't matter now, you being dead and all...”- God
"I'M DEAD?”- Bruce
“Na, I'm just messing with you.”- God (Bruce Almighty)
“Ooh! Do you know what would be fun? Waffles! Raven! You like waffles don't you?”- Cyborg
"More than life itself.”- Raven (Teen Titans)
"I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!"- Leela (Futurama)
“What do you want?”- Tyson
“Oh, the usual: world peace, less homework...”- Ozuma (Beyblade)
"Bye, Vlad! And as a lonely single's man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!"- Danny
"Mark my words, Maddie! Nobody says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurred my affections! AND I WILL NOT. GET. A. CAT!"- Vlad (Dany Phantom)
"Sesshomaru calls his great sword useless, and Inuyasha is useless with his great sword"- Totosai. (Inuyasha)
"What are you ducking for? ... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -last words of General John Sedgwick, 1864 ... right before he was shot in the head by an enemy sniper
Crash “My computer! Oh, that’s Jazz’s.”- Danny (Danny Phantom)
“Jazz is going to kill me for that.”- Danny
“I’m going to kill him for that.”- Jazz (Danny Phantom)
“I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl!”- Eevee
“You dream about dead guys?”- Rick (The Mummy)
"You're calling me a liar?"- Diego
"I didn't say that.”- Sid
"You were thinking it!"- Diego
"I don't like this guy. He reads mind!"- Sid (Ice Age)
"This is just like Romeo and Juliet! Only I'm the one on the balcony...and I can understand everything we're saying."- Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)
"Well I can see why we're trying to keep them alive...Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting and bite all at the same time?"- Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
“I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna shoot him in the leg. He can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?”- Harry
“Yep, but he wasn't very good.”- Chick ‘Chick’ Chapple (Armageddon)
"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!'"- Unknown
“Dad, how do people make babies?”- Calvin
“Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.”- Dad
“I CAME FROM SEARS?”- Calvin
“No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.”- Dad (Calvin and Hobbes)
How can you buy happiness with out money?"- Ron (Kim Possible)
“Do you have an idea for your story yet?”- Hobbes
“No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.”- Calvin
“What mood is that?”- Hobbes
“Last-Minute Panic.”- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”-Woody Allen
"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."- Unknown
"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!"- The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Chrismas )
“Dude you are one seriously crazed up fruitloop.”- Danny (Danny Phantom)
"I hope you know what you're doing big brother." -Mokuba
"I was just hoping the same thing."- Seto (Yu-Gi-Oh! the Movie )
"Joey, I don't think you should cook the candy bars..." -Yugi
"Back off, I know what I'm doin'."- Joey (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
"We've come this far, I'm not gonna blow it. ... Actually, I am."- Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
“The glowing blade is new.”- Danny
“You like it? I got an up-grade!”- Skulker (Danny Phantom)
“I was married once.”- John
“What's her name and social security number?”- Jane
“No, you're not going to kill her."- John (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
“Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn’t you?”- Tucker
”Well yeah, because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is bad!”- Danny (Danny Phantom)
"I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)
“I’d back you up but I lost my gun. Where did I put that thing?”- Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo)
“I can’t believe he walked into that trap on his own.”- Kurama
“Yes, he is a first-class fool.”- Hiei
“Agreed. A fool and a moron.”- Genkai
“You’d find more cheer in a graveyard.”- Gimli (Lord of the Rings)
“What’s a bath?”- Goku (Dragon Ball)
“Studying hard is very, very tiring. All those books. All those words. I can’t be good for a person…”- Serena (Saloir Moon)
“This day did start out weird… I went to school.”- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"We use the best in advanced tecnology to control the demon population and if I'm correct you poke them with a sharp stick ?"- Maggie Walsh
"It's more effective than it sounds."- Buffy (Buffy the vampire slayer)
"Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! "- SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say? "- Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End. "- Patrick (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?”- Spongebob
Um... more time for thinking."- Patrick (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"I can't see my forehead!”- Patrick (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"Good people don't rip other people's arms off."- Spongebob (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"What is that?"- Sokka
"This is Appa, my flying bison."- Aang
"Allright...and this is Katara, my flying sister!"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"Lemure!"- Aang
"Dinner!"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"I studied northern water style, southern water style, even foggy-swap style..." - Spirit -gets hit on the head-
"That's called Sokka style. Learn it!" (Avatar-the last airbender)
"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! Mushy-Giant-Friend!!!"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately you're made out of meat!"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"Where's the avatar?"- Zuko
"We split up. He's long gone."- Sokka
"How stupid you think I am?"- Zuko
"Pretty stupid. Now RUN, Katara!!"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"Oh what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?"- Sokka (Avatar-the last airbender)
"Sokka, you got an ellbow leech!"- Katara
"Where? WHERE?"- Sokka
"Where did you think?"- Katara
"Why do things always keep touching to me??"- Sokka
QUOTES: 1) Pratchett, Terry
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".- (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
"Reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits?"- Economics explained (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."- Rincewind discussing Twoflower (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
"DID YOU SAY HUMANS PLAY IT FOR FUN?"
"Some of them get to be very good at it, yes. I'm only an amateur,
I'm afraid"
"BUT THEY ONLY LIVE EIGHTY OR NINETY YEARS!"- The joys of bridge (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had beed badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well.- Ah, but has it been hedgehogged? - (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
"The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
"What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"
"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."- Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
The point that must be made is that although Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan would look quite stunning after a good bath, a heavy-duty manicure, and the pick of the leather racks in Woo Hung Ling's Oriental Exotica and Martial Aids on Heroes Street, she was currently quite sensibly dressed in light chain mail, soft boots, and a short sword. All right, maybe the boots were leather. But not black.- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
"Pull me up, then," he hinted.
"I think that might be sort of difficult," grunted Twoflower. "I don't
actually think I can do it, in fact."
"What are you holding on to, then?"
"You."
"I mean besides me."
"What do you mean, besides you?" said Twoflower.- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.- Discworld scientists at work (Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"- (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
"My granny says that dying is like going to sleep," Mort added, a shade
hopefully.
I WOULDN'T KNOW. I HAVE DONE NEITHER.- (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
"Pardon me for living, I'm sure."
NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.- (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
"You're dead," he said. Keli waited. She couldn't think of any suitable reply. "I'm not" lacked a certain style, while "Is it serious?" seemed somehow too frivolous.- Princess Keli in trouble (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I
WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK
WOULD HOLD.
"Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"- Death consults a job broker (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
"You like it?" he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voice people used when they said to St George, "You killed a what?"- Mort tastes scrumble for the first time (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
more to come...^^
Ouran!!! oder besser gesagt: Das Große Hikaru Haruhi Fieber!!!
Autor: Boa
ich kanns nicht lassen...ich lese alle ff's ich schaue den anime, habe die mangas...und kann nciht genug davon bekommen!!!!
...
hat irgend jemand ein mittel gegen wahnsinn?
hinterlasst was dazu in meinem gb...
während ich verzweifelt auf folge 23 warte^^
goodbye my dears, goodbye!!!
Autor: Boa
ich flieg am dienstag für 10 Tage nach mallorca^^ werd dort kein inet haben und wahrscheinlich auch keine zeit zum zeichnen!
also nciht mit fragen bombadieren wo die bilder bleiben, klar XD?
eure cheeky
das leben ist schön...^^
Autor: Boa
warum ich gerade nicht zeichne...
Autor: Boa
tja...warum nur?
ich war vorgestern squash spielen und hab mich mal wieder dümmer angestellt, als erlaubt ist und verdreh mir doc glatt den rechten arm. jetzt sitz ich daheim und kann nicht mal mehr mene Tasse mit der rechten hand halten geschweigedenn zeichnen >.<...ich hoff, dass alles legt sich bald wieder aber gerade fühlt es sich nicht so an...tipp dass hier grad alles mit links, also brauch ich ungefähr doppelt so lang als sonst^^;
hoff ihr könnt euch etwas gedulden
eure cheeky!
Mary Sue's...und wie ich sie hasse!!!!!!!>3 Beschreibung im Text
Autor: Boa
bis vor kurzem kannte ich diesen begriff noch nicht, aber mitlerwile wurde es mir erklärt und ich kann nur sagen: ich hasse sie(die mary sue's!)
an alle, denen es genauso ging wie mir: mary sue's sind erfundene charas, die in geschichten eingebaut werden, aber in allem perfekt sind: sie sehen toll aus, haben keine probleme, machen nichts falsch, ihr leben läuft einfach blendend. Meist werden diese charas eingebaut, um die geschichte nach den wünschen des schreibers zu gestalten...ich habe viele ff's gelesen udn muss sagen: manche menschen können OC(original characters) perfekt einbauen, damit habe ich keinerlei probleme, aber ich kann diese perfekten püppchen nicht ab, die hin und wieder einfach so erfunden werden und der autor sich meistens (ich sage meistens nicht immer) nicht mal richtig über die storyline informiert hat...
so ist es mir ergangen bei detective conan, one piece, sahman king, naruto und diversen anderen serien. Ich finde es wirklich nicht schlimm, wenn jemand einen OC erschafft, ich habe es auch in meiner ff, aber bitte: macht das realistisch, kein mensch ist so perfekt wie eine mary sue!!
wiki-beschreibung zum thema: (leider nur auf englisch) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
das musste ich einfach mal loswerden!
Jerk it out!!!
Autor: Boa
Wind me up
put me down
start me off and watch me go
I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know
A little off center
and i'm out of tune
just kickin this can along the avenue
But i'm alright
coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones
and you jerk it out
jerk it out
shut up
hush your mouth
can't you hear you talk to loud?
No I can't hear nothing 'cause I got my head up in the clouds
I bite off anything that I can chew
I'm chasing cars up and down the avenue
But that's ok
coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones
so you jerk it out
jerk it out